a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
The three things I hate the most are irony, cliffhangers, and
you’re all idiots. it’s clearly a dolphin you tards
It’s obviously a penguin
no it’s a fkin unicorn
just be quiet everyone its obviously a squirrel
thought it was a cat
Nah man that is for sure a spotted jungle turtle. Trust me.
it looks like a giraffe
This is yet another reason why I love you all. My fav peeps ok.
sirius making fun of remus for being interested in learning other languages so remus puts a language charm on him that makes everything sirius says come out in german
so then for the rest of the day remus has to translate for him and its like “whats he saying now?” “oh hes asking me to tell you your eyes look stunning today, james”
(angry garbled german)
"absolutely spiffing, he says"
every time ur sad remember that thor and loki used to share rooms